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13.06.2025 04:08
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Are narcissists happy people generally?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do so many people like life?
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way